Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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