(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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