I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
So gin and wine won't be happening again
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
