She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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