Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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