Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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