What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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