margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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