he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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