Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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