i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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