no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
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