Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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