just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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