just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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