If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
my liver is dry heaving
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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