I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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