I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
My feet surprised me
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Dear god my vagina.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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