No awkward lesbian experiences without me
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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