You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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