We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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