The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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