I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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