I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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