He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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