what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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