Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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