yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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