Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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