Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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