so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Where did you get a picture of my penis
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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