she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
that is very illegal...i love you.
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