Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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