I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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