just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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