i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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