it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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