let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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