remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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