Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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