i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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