Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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