She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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