im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
and you fell through a lawn chair
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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