it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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