ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
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