it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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