People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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