Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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