hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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