You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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