Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
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