Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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